My New Marketing Plan

When I get ready or brave enough, I’ll hire this women to be my publicist. I’ll plant her in all the Barnes & Nobles across the country:

“Have you not heard of Ruthie Marlenee? How can you not know? You work here! What kind of a cockadoodie bookstore is this that you don’t even have her books here? Ruthie Marlenee! “Isabela’s Island,” “Curse of the Ninth,” “Agave Blues,” “Amish in the Hood.” How could any of you be in a bookstore when you haven’t heard of “The Apple That Fell From Grace?!”

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