Virgins in Porsches

Another wannabe with blind ambition,

Italian Singing Nun Sister Cristina

would like to see Madonna’s face when

she hears the nun singing Like a Virgin.

Like, I think she would turn in her grave.

Oh, wait she means the other Madonna —

with Blond Ambition who POPularized being

a virgin grossing lots of moolah from sales

of rosaries, crucifix earrings and lace gloves.

The Pope had warned his flock to look away.

See The Racing Nun laughing all the way to the Vatican

Bank in her new Porsche from their corporate charity

event held in the Sistine Chapel at $5900 a head.

The Pope looks the other way, Madonna gasps

from the grave and Jesus topples tables in the temple.

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