Another wannabe with blind ambition,
Italian Singing Nun Sister Cristina
would like to see Madonna’s face when
she hears the nun singing Like a Virgin.
Like, I think she would turn in her grave.
Oh, wait she means the other Madonna —
with Blond Ambition who POPularized being
a virgin grossing lots of moolah from sales
of rosaries, crucifix earrings and lace gloves.
The Pope had warned his flock to look away.
See The Racing Nun laughing all the way to the Vatican
Bank in her new Porsche from their corporate charity
event held in the Sistine Chapel at $5900 a head.
The Pope looks the other way, Madonna gasps
from the grave and Jesus topples tables in the temple.